So, two fruit-trees sat in a bar, and the one fruit-tree said to the other, "I think I love you.". She was GONNA ask why there was a hyphen between the words "fruit" and "tree", but the words "I love you" just came out like a proud homosexual. The other fruit tree freaked out and morphed into a giant panda bear and started eating his love-professing friend. Then Chuck Norris's dad walked in and asked for a tip, because the snow queen had given him a ride in her carriage pulled by red-eyed horses, and she had stolen his wallet while he slept. So he needed a tip to give to the waitress at the resturant that he went to next door. He only had a cup of water, but she still wanted a tip. This girl was ambitious, and she was going places.
The panda bear didnt have any money, so it gave him a ball of his fur. Chuck Norris Senior ran back to the resturant to show the pouty waitress the wonderfull prize he'd gotten. The thing is this wasnt just any ball of panda-fur. It was was a panda fur-ball that could make you hop between dimensions if you rubbed it hard enough.
The waitress was really pissed off at first: she just wanted money. But eventually, ol'Chuck Senior convinced her to rub his ball of fur, and suddenly a genie popped out.
"What the!" She looked irritated. "This was supposed to take us to another dimension, not do an Aladdin rip-off!"
The genie looked at her with a know-it-all expression. "I didnt come from your stupid ball of fur. This IS another dimension. Everyone in this dimensions a genie. Look around you, smartass." He laughed and floated off.
Chuck and the spoilt waitress looked around the resturant...everyone...EVERYONE in the previously normal-looking resturant were floating like farts in multi-colored bags.
Chuck walked over to one purple-colored genie and asked him for the meaning of life.
The genie told him that life was all about individual expressions in all its forms, and the pains that go with them.
Chuck nodded with an enlightened expression, and then proceeded to round-house kick the genie back to his magic lamp.
Then an alien invasion happened, and the aliens all looked like smurfs with glowing orange eyes.
Fine, I'll stop. haha. I'm bored, okay? I have an exam for Gynecology tomorow, and I'm SICK of studying. SICK OF IT! I DONT KNOW ANYTHING!! And no matter how much I study, I'LL STILL KNOW NOTHING, SO WHYYY STUDYYYY?!?!? i wish studying was as fun and exciting as having sex.
its now 1:30 am. Maybe I'm just tired.
Wish me me luck for tomorow :)
ummm...i mean today.
Adios.
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
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